Rifling through well-stocked liquor cabinets made John feel like he was fifteen again and looking for the bottles his father wouldn't miss if they made their way to a private party. His favorite method involved snagging full bottles the morning after a big gathering. It ensured no one would remember just how much should be left and ordering more ( Read more... )

( Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death. )

( What other Sheppard do you know? )

( Cut for the last time on Earth. )

( Cut for my lack of sanity. Not my lack of sanitary like I typed first, brain. )

( Cut to protect you from worms, Roxanne, WORMS! )

Jaina had only been in town a few days when John was called to duty. Luckily, she'd decided to stick around his apartment and keep herself entertained for the thirty-six hours he was gone. And honestly, it had given John something to look forward to on his flight back to base ( Read more... )

( And then people started dying horribly. )

( And so it went. Lather, rinse, repeat. )

( Cut to Save Lives. )